sherlockbringthejam: kittenskaboodles: ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis I just choked on my food. that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things? (via forgave)

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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(via forgave)

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taliabobalia: my ascent into adulthood (via chocolaty)

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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(via chocolaty)

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pricklylegs: christinahendricks: what did chris evans see to make him make this face your blog (Source: rouxx, via greetings)

pricklylegs:

christinahendricks:

what did chris evans see to make him make this face

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your blog

(Source: rouxx, via greetings)

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illest: Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects. (via succeeding)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

(via succeeding)

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dannnylawrence: unlimitedgoats: luxvriously: My anaconda will consider it My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time. Re: Your Anaconda, Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors. Yours, etc. A bunless hun (Source: luxvriously, via nebranska)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(Source: luxvriously, via nebranska)

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