cappinzeezee: edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums  (via userbar)

cappinzeezee:

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

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(via userbar)

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babyferaligator: *steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize* (Source: 420dongsquad, via chocolaty)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via chocolaty)

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jellys: people that point out acne: pack ur bags buy a plane ticket go to hell (via forgave)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via forgave)

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yoncevevo: teacher: you’re 5 minutes late (via succeeding)

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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(via succeeding)

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daftpostpunk: you better pop lock and drop that attitude (via succeeding)

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via succeeding)

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jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point (via unpopuler)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via unpopuler)

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daddyhole: i hate people who take posts like “black ladies are beautiful” and say “YOU MEAN EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL” its like showing up to a little celebratory function for an unappreciated tech crew of a movie and going “DONT U THINK THE ACTORS ARE IMPORTANT TOO???” son the actors already have the red carpet and four billion dollars sit down thank you. (Source: slimydad, via popularboyfriend)

daddyhole:

i hate people who take posts like “black ladies are beautiful” and say “YOU MEAN EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL”

its like showing up to a little celebratory function for an unappreciated tech crew of a movie and going “DONT U THINK THE ACTORS ARE IMPORTANT TOO???”

son the actors already have the red carpet and four billion dollars sit down

thank you.

(Source: slimydad, via popularboyfriend)

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